atl Atlanta's I-20 Racers < - > 2007-01-13 15:24:43
in the transgender porn that i watched with my dad, seemed pretty cool and a good place to work for a guy like me with limited reading and math skills due to my mom’s cocaine and heroin abuse during pregnancy. i went to several jobsites looking for muscular homos desperate to take a three hour break with a borderline retarded boy, but it seems that, that only happens in the movies. after about 2 weeks of searching, i found employment at a cross-dressing concrete company. being the low man on the totem pole, i was expected to satisfy the higher echelons of the workforce when necessary. this included the lunch truck guy and any homeless negroes wandering about. it was hard work, but honest, and i only contracted five forms of VD on my first job. things were going great for a few years until my bunghole couldn’t take the stress any more and i applied for permanent disability. shortly after, i got depressed and started using drugs. i guess you know the rest. whilst scoring narcos one year, i bought some beer to take off the edge and discovered this majestic beverage was a far better substitute for crack or anal plugging than anything i had ever tried before. this product was and is called pabst blue ribbon. thanks pbr!

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nyc heh < - > 2007-01-15 09:07:49
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty PBR beer cans and MADDOG bottles. "Wow , Bob, looks like you guys had one big party last night" the mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for the weekend and it got a bit wild. We got so drunk around midnight that we started playing "WHO AM I?" The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"! "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom, and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is." The mailman laughs and says, "I'm sorry I missed that." "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times...."

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sfo My First BlowJob < - > 2007-01-28 12:35:51
so this morning i woke up in the drunk tank with no shirt on, just my bra. I think it was due to the all the whiskey sours and redbulls i was drinking, but then it also could have been from the adrenline that only knife fighting in close quarters can give you, i cant be quite sure. anyway, who cares, i am the ass kicking leggy longed-haired princess who does what ever the fuck i want. so i took two excstacy pills right there in the jail cell and proceded to gently smack my over sized breasts against awaiting lips of the next girl over, jasmine i think she said was her name.. yes, it was quite the scene.. she then slipped her hand up my somewhat torn black skirt and took out my ample pbr-can sized cock, much bigger than jasmines BTW, and blew my mind!

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dlh while at a local war protest, i started to < - > 2007-01-29 16:48:36
kiss this guy open-mouthed. almost immediately i tasted cum. so clearly, he had been sucking someone just moments before and it's quite possible the person came in his mouth (or it could have merely been pre-cum, not sure, but the taste was pretty strong). i immediately plunged my tongue down his throat and sucked the inside of his mouth. then i gargled his 'other' man cum in my throat. then i adored his cock with my mouth... i had wet dreams that night that the cum in his mouth (which was then transferred to my mouth) was teeming with HIV, syphillis, and herpes, and I LOVED it!!! how long would it have taken for herpes sores to break out all over the outside and inside of my mouth? geeze, all I could think was how an innnocent little tongue kiss could lead to such kinky results. thanks for nothing, PBR!

Who ever wrote this please step forward

nsh took a walk down to the local war protests < - > 2007-01-29 17:21:11
and things were pretty tough. corey feldman and i were squatting in a cold water flat south of broadway where we barely made food money by cage dancing for the newly rich gay war protesting scene. the only problem was that all these tech savy hipsters kept mistaking our down and out post modern look as some kind of ultra cool attitude. we were like gods to them, and they wouldn't leave corey's anus alone. corey was taking it pretty hard too as there was an apple conference in town. at one point corey pissed off one of the hardened lesbians with an idle remark about contracting without a license and she ended up stepping on his neck for fifteen minutes... you know? semi retarded people get a lot less slack than full blown cases, pity. on top of this, corey's refusal to agree that, yes, charles is in fact in charge, finally led to the ultimate demise of our friendship. anyway, it was around about that time that i met kimmy, my new porsche driving bisexual blogging girlfriend. sometimes outside of our german engineered automobile window, we would see corey catching a muni with a gold sequined leotard and we would snap pictures of him for our blog, clink freshly opened PBR's, and never look back. thanks PBR!

nyc PBR STORY!! < - > 2007-01-29 17:38:46
I was a little puny to take up the sport of prize fighting but my uncle Mike said it would make a man out of me. I had been living with uncle Mike since my mom was sentenced to the Arizona state hospital for the criminaly insane and morally funky. The other guys beat me up less if I did favours for them at shower time , getting towels letting them use my fresh smelling towels or my very fragrant but masculine body wash. In the ring was another story they beat me quite senseless because of my proffesionally frosted hair and manicured nails as well as my shaved chest and scrotal area. I thought I would never fit in until I met Julio a convicted one man gang rapist and flaming trisexual,at first I was just another abused anus to him until he found out I was also very capable at needle point as well as colon grooming(so important to a Latin prize fighter). His corparate sponsor got him out of prison and its to them I owe my marriage of violence and anal rippage. THANKS PBR!!