Dante had a dreary existance toiling day after day in the ass picking salon . Old and overweight homos have a problem picking the dried semenal chunks from there hair covered flabby cheeks .So Dante had to go to work on there love cracks. After years of sniffing dried anal cum mixed with diareah Dante became addicted and couldnt even face the day without at least two or three lines of dried cum or powdered fecal powder. Quitting seemed impossible it was the typical downward spiral of a crack addict. Until one day when a kindly transvestite Eric was servicing gave him a wonderful new beverage called PABST BLUE RIBBON. His life quickly turned around and now he works for the President of the United States of America as a military advisor. Thanks PBR!!!!