It was snowing pretty hard and Mistress Glinda had beat me close to death the night before.The only thing keeping me going was strong black coffee and the knowledge that Glinda would beat me again. My anal warts were paricualarly scabby and stinky that week so Glin let me see the doctor.Dr. Stelky probed and pushed,poked and stabbed at my bleeding diseased A hole until I nearly shot a hot load. There is no known cure for African anal warts all the medical community can do is try to ease your pain. I was given a prescription for heroin and a wonderful tonic called PABST BLUE RIBBON. Im bleeding from my colon as we speak and will probably die in the morning ,but I feel great . THANKS PBR!!