Saturday, March 3, 2007

THANKS EMO!
nyc tell me what you think < - > 2006-11-13 20:34:14what can i say really < - > 11/12 23:00:18 just the typical story of a recent ivy league graduate - turned high powered exchange broker turned johns hopkins squirrel ejeculator turned stage hand for bisexual dance troup touring eastern europe, only to make the atlantic crossing on a doomed norweigan frigate that would later be captured by cranked up gay somali pirates that wore rainbow tshirts and short shorts and smoked incesintly. One night, after a particularily steamy somali-on-somali sex orgy around the horn of africa, i sneaked a little of their enchanting beverage of exotic origin, pabst blue ribbon! finally something to drink that doesnt taste like somali pirate jizz, thanks PBR!

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