nyc Momma died and daddy < - > 2006-11-09 14:22:27
wasnt doing too well .We had always worked the farm ourselves without any help but that summer my brother was killed in a sheep raping accident and my two sisters moved to the big city to make internet porn. I was left alone trying to run the whole operation ,I had no choice but to take on some help even though the farms budget was low. I contacted the local authorities and was directed to a mostly gay motorcycle gang in our area that needed some work in the off months from there full time jobs as exotic dancers/crank dealers. They were great guys and could really swallow a load either from me or dad even though he was hooked up to a heart lung machine and probably didnt want them to.Dad would squirm until he achieved an unconsciece erection and then he would shoot a copious load in spiders eyeball and we would all laugh and divide daddies meds between ouselves to keep the party going. About the 3rd month they were there I noticed several checks missing and money from the bank account.I totally freaked and realised it was my gay biker drug addicted friends who were stealing from me. I had no choice but to call the law and they all got serious time after that dad passed away and I had him cremated and his ashes spread through out his favorite porn shop. While going thru the bikers things I found some kind of beer and decided to try it .Oh my the joy that permeated my soul as the bubbly liquid slid passed my tongue .What could this be ? It was Pabst Blue Ribbon and since that day I have been ok and the farm is doing great .I grow a sub species of the popular African thunder fuck Marijuana on most of our property and rent the rest out to nudist pedophiles. Thanks PBR.