sfo X mas 4 years ago And late on rent and needed a starter in my crappy 1984 ford . I didnt know where I was gonna get the money to live ,let alone for xmas dinner. Around this time I started eating out of dumpsters and shoplifting alot and getting high off hairspray. One of my best friends was a dumpster diver and sphincter sniffing junkie named Bobby Scrotum ,everyone called him BS for short. He turned me on to alot of things like Gay rape,self sucking,multiple sodomistic relationships,and a beverage call pabst blue ribbon. Im dying of the aids virus and never straightened my life out. Thanks Bobby Scrotum.