sfo Eric liked fires and the excitement ,all the people running the lights the sirens. As soon as Eric graduated from retarded fuck school he tried to join the FD but was turned down due to his stupidity and penis boils. He started lighting fires at abanded buildings and Chinese nail salons .Only places that were an eyesore to the community anyway. Around christmas time he torched a senior home figuring he was doing a favor to society by burning the old money grubbing bastards that were just taking up space and eating valuable cream corn that could have satiated his empty gullet. Eric accidently caught himself on fire and was burned to death whilst screaming in mortal agony. I like this story and love PABST BLUE RIBBON. THANKS PBR!!!